Black Families Routinely Separated at Prison; America Watches World Cup
By CRAIG MILLAR DETROIT, CHICAGO and ELIZABETH CITY – DOJ officials sounded an alarm from these and other locales to Congress Wednesday that apparently, in accordance with federal law, black children...
View ArticleCoach Doeren “Super Disappointed” Not to be Playing WVU Right Now
RALEIGH – N.C. State head football coach Dave Doeren announced at a press conference today that he was “really bummed” and “super disappointed” not to be playing #14 West Virginia today in a game that...
View ArticleRepublican Attorney Chris Anglin Excited to Run as Black Female for N.C....
RALEIGH – Local Republican attorney and N.C. Supreme Court candidate Chris Anglin may have an advantage unavailable to his primary opponent, fellow Republican and Associate Justice Barbara Jackson....
View ArticleWho’s Been Putting U-Locks on Bird Scooters in Raleigh?
By HENRY DEAVER RALEIGH – Who’s been putting U-locks on Bird Scooters in Raleigh? What hero mysterious person has been locking these demonbikes up (usually found in pairs and easily chained together),...
View ArticleUngrammared Presents: The First Annual (probs) Raleigh Curfew Q&A
SOCIETY Raleigh curfew: What does it mean and who is exempt? RALEIGH (UNGRMRD) — Wondering what the rules are when it comes to the curfew in Raleigh? We are too! Here are minorly bullsh*t-laden answers...
View ArticleCameron Park Residents Upset with Village District Rebrand
By MITCH KESSLER Woke Neighborhood Near NCSU, Raleigh – Residents of the neighborhood currently known as Cameron Park became incensed at the renaming of historic Cameron Village to “Village District”...
View ArticleUngrammared’s Tips For Staying Safe in the Heat
By BILLY N. FORCEY, Staff Meteorologist RALEIGH – Mercury is rising! (And Scorpio is also in ascension. Taurus is in the house of Saturn, so attention to detail is more important than ever.) With a hot...
View ArticleUngrammared Outdoors™ Presents: How to attract the most popular birds to your...
RALEIGH – A birdfeeder is one of the most common sights in a garden, and a great way to get birds to hang out in your yard. Everyone likes birds in their patch of earth, but how exactly do you get the...
View ArticleFt. Bragg to be Renamed “Camp Unicorn Farts”
By CRAIG MILLAR WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an effort to abolish every name on everything that might offend or trigger anyone, the Naming Commission, which definitely doesn’t sound like an Orwellian...
View ArticleOp-Ed: President Biden Makes Case for Dems in November
My fallow Armenians: When I was just a kid in Scrambled, Pennsylvania, I wouldn’t let the Iranians have noogies. Hell, we’re gonna take away their AR-47s. No one needs a breakfast like that. C’mon,...
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